“I know what you are…”
“Say it. Out loud.”
“Gay opera dubstep vampire.”
(via well-howaboutno)
*eats all the croutons out of a salad and pushes plate 5 feet away from me*
(via well-howaboutno)
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
(via well-howaboutno)
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
imagine if your dad sent all of your anons
Thanks dad you’re the best
(via willtwerkfornotes)
Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
(via suckmydickbitchhhh)
